Console Buying Guide -or- How many times can Brandon piss Jake off?

The Holidays are coming, (we say Christmas, so don't think I'm trying to be politically correct), so we thought we would help find the right console for you. Do you need the graphical push and blue ray capabilities of the PS3? The Xbox 360 might be more your style, with its overwhelming online community. Or maybe you just want to sit down and jiggle your wiimote with Nintendo's powerhouse, the Wii. You will find all the answers you seek on episode 11 of "The Minus World". Oh, and Brandon manages to piss Jake the hell off again... Imagine that.